My sister and her friends are probably looking like hot babes right now and being beach bums. Getting their surf on and stuff.
Or they could be looking like total fools and falling straight on their asses! Mwahahahaha (bitter resentment).. All I know is when I do get the chance to get on a surfboard, I'll be sure to look as good as this hot granny right over here.
Be my brah and buy me a surfboard? xo