No Money, No Family, Sixteen In The Middle of Miami

MUSIC MONDAY

I am currently obsessed with Iggy Azalea.

Not only is this pretty Aussie very fashionable, she can drop some sick rhymes, too!

Maybe if my derriere were as lovely and plump as hers are, I could actually rap to save my life. (insert a lone tattooed tear here)

I Know I've Been Gone A Long Time

But I'm back and I want what is mine.

Wow, it's been a year. How are you lovely doves doin'?

Unconventional Beauties

Pretty pouts

And eyes empty of self-doubt

This is what lovely girls are made of.

Photographed by Ezra Petronio

images via models mdx

(Ms. Style Junkie)

 

Embracing my funny-looking face :)

Fucc Me Pumps

I finally got me a proper pair of heels.

Pat me on the back because I feel like a lady!

These pumps are Tall, Dark, and Chunky.

Just the way I like 'em....

 

These babies are surprisingly light. Thank you ASIANVOGUE!!!

There Ain't No Party Like A Crazy Girl's Tea Party

It all started with me being my dramatic old self

and daydreaming as usual...

When I was suddenly presented with 3 of my favorite things..

3 of My Favorite Things:

1.) A dusty  teacup and a saucer (each sold separately)

2.) A 1.5L bottle of Sprite with 1/4 of its contents left.

(of which the taste was rather flat.. That or it could have been rat poison.

I still drank it anyway..... What?? I was thirsty, dagnabit!)

3.) A .45 caliber water gun (very lethal)

I knew this was no ordinary daydream and that I should take extra caution.

 But gee darn whiz, my curiosity and dry thirsty throat got the better of me

and I poured what was left of the questionable liquid from the Sprite bottle

and drank from the dusty teacup. #Neighborhoodies

And then suddenly, I felt all kinds of funny.

 I found myself twirling and prancing about with

my new best friends, Mr. Teacup and Mr. Water gun.

We were in another dimension. We even went to the discoteca!!!

Fast Fact: I love to boogie :)

After all that trippie business, it was time for this girly to rest.

To let go of this very confusing daydream and get back to reality.

 But you see, the thing is....

 The daydream is her reality...

*pew! pew!*

 

Woah! Bet you didn't see that coming did ya'?

Total mindfuck right there!

I swear this could be a really good movie.

Auf Wiedersehen Abril!

I want to tell Candice Swanepoel to fucc off because she has no

business being in my collage and making me regret eating

5 cupcakes all by myself.

Here's to more bloody scratches and bike rides and longboarding this May!

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Happy Easter!!!

I think I'm kinda likin' Kimbra and her out of this world shoulder thrusts.

It's creepy how I can't distinguish if the man in this video is

a real life guy or a mannequin.. haha!

Enjoy loves!

P.S. does anyone know how I can maximize the size of videos on ze posts? I need help :(

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Loved M.I.A. even during her MySpace days when very few people knew about her.

This song is currently on repeat on my ipod. 

Live Fast, Die Young

Bad Girls Do It Well.

Trying to cram for the exams this week. Wish me luck!

Patches and Peaches

Modeled for a friend for her online shoppe on Facebook. This is just one of the sexy outfits she had me try on. Go check out Patches & Peaches and buy buy buy!!!!!

Leaving you with one of my favorite songs from Jet.

So tell me, are you gonna be my girl?

Coco Rocha on ANTM - All Stars

How fabulous was Coco Rocha on ANTM? I'll tell you how fabulous she was. She was SUPAAAH FABULOUUUSSSSssssSSss!!!!

I can't tell you enough how much I love Coco Rocha. She is one of my favorite models. Plus her name reminds me of cocoa.. Mmmmm.. Everyone loves cocoa, right? 'Coz you can make hot cocoa or brownies and cupcakes with it...... Anyways...... For this particular episode of America's Next Top Model, Ms. Rocha was a guest judge and even modeled with the girls during their photo shoot. Meow!

Fierce!

Fiercer!

Fiercest!

I just shat in my pants this is too much fierceness!!!!

I gotta go clean myself up and watch this episode again. The things I go through for love of Coco Rocha...

Do you shite in your pants because of Coco Rocha's fiercness, too? xo