Manic Monday 05072012

So I ventured into the weird side of youtube again and

got introduced to the most wonderful set of beard on anyone's chin.

I could write a whole essay about how I am in love with this beard

and how I want to caress it and brush it, and live in it's fluffiness forever.

 This is what I've been doing for the last few days. I just listen to this song

and stare at Mr. Fitzsimmons' beard and all my problems just seem to go away.

 

 I bet it's the beard that makes the beats so fresh whilst making his voice oh so soft.

Auf Wiedersehen Abril!

I want to tell Candice Swanepoel to fucc off because she has no

business being in my collage and making me regret eating

5 cupcakes all by myself.

Here's to more bloody scratches and bike rides and longboarding this May!

I Got A Pair Of Brand New Roller Skates

There once was a girl who begged her mother

to buy her roller skates at a secondhand shop

because she thought it would be cool and maybe

she could form an all-girl roller derby team like in

that Ellen Paige and Drew Barrymore movie, Whip It!

She loved the skates so much that as soon as she got

them, she gave them one big hug..

(I'm sorry. I'm tryin' to give a good heartfelt story about

skates here so a hug is obligatory.)

Clearly this girl's got way too much free time in her hands

that she pushed and  pulled as hard as she can all day long (possible exaggeration)

 until she got her chubby feet inside the darn skates. Look, she tries so hard that it looks like

she's about to sneeze or have an orgasm of some sort.

 So she finally got them on and took 'em for a spin....

You know... To paint the town red or something like that..

Wobbly roller-skating virgin legs + a flight of stairs...

Well, you get the picture. It wasn't pretty.

 She got a big booboo on her elbow afterwards.

Okay, I lie. I got that bloody scratch 3 hours before

while I was longboarding in a dark abandoned alley.

Made me feel pretty bad ass until I realized it's going

to leave an ugly scar on my elbow. :(

The girl decided that she needed more time to learn the

ways of the great roller-skating masters.

So she opted to be zen and do yoga instead.

This kind of reminds me of the Wicked Witch of The West from

The Wizard of Oz when she got squished like a bug by that house..

I'm hungry and making this post reminds me a of song......

I need to get a life... Or maybe do yoga for real...

Manic Monday 04302012

Darwin Deez. This guy is totally hardcore.

With his homeless person sense of style and out of this world perm,

he's sure to rock your world!

It's only been a week

but I know that you are mine to keep..

 

Have a great Monday my radar detectors!!!! xxx

Friday Movie Night {La Belle Personne}

J'aime les films. J'adore le cinéma.

I love movies.  I adore the cinema.

 With that said, I've decided that every Friday night will be

movie night in this blog. It'll be fun. Trust me. haha

You'll be reading about movies that I've seen, haven't seen (but wish to see), 

and some I couldn't get a copy of on the internet (boo).

But all of them are beautifully-made and inspiring in their own way.

Just the way movies should be.

So first up is the 2008 French film directed by Christophe Honoré

La Belle Personne.

(The Beautiful Person)

I haven't seen this movie yet but I am desperate to get a copy of it.

I NEED TO WATCH THIS.
Does anyone where I can download this?? Tell meeeeee!!!

I think you guys would better understand my obsession to see this film if

you watch the trailer right here.

Done watching? Now time for some movie screencaps!!!!

I would die happy if someone said this to me. For reals.

Frankly, I don't think I'd mind having my hot Italian teacher

stare at me all day. Just as long as he looks like Louis Garrel and wears

a suit all the time. I won't even care if it seems like he doesn't own a comb.

 

I don't care if you hide me away,

as long as you come find me again.