Longboard Chronicles - i

Looking back at a gnarly adventure I had cruising around the streets of Dumaguete City.

Let's just say I had one shot too many that night hahaha.

Nothing like drunk-skating in the wee hours of the morning. 

Dagnabit, I'm such a lady.

*pictures were taken October of last year

when I was chubbier and had longer hair

No Money, No Family, Sixteen In The Middle of Miami

MUSIC MONDAY

I am currently obsessed with Iggy Azalea.

Not only is this pretty Aussie very fashionable, she can drop some sick rhymes, too!

Maybe if my derriere were as lovely and plump as hers are, I could actually rap to save my life. (insert a lone tattooed tear here)

Pawnshop Blues {Le Music}

Well, I pawned the earrings that you gave me 

Gold and made of flowers dangling  

And I almost cried as I sold them all

 Someone needs to calm her tits. And by someone, I mean me.

Fucc Me Pumps

I finally got me a proper pair of heels.

Pat me on the back because I feel like a lady!

These pumps are Tall, Dark, and Chunky.

Just the way I like 'em....

 

These babies are surprisingly light. Thank you ASIANVOGUE!!!

There's Nothing Like You And I {Le Music}

This lovely song by a band called The Perishers

has been on repeat on my ipod for the last 2 weeks.

And I would like to dedicate this song to the love of my life, Loki.

 Yes, yes.. I know he's the bad guy and he's out to rule
and destroy our planet. But underneath that angry, steel-like
exterior is a misunderstood creature who is just longing to be
accepted and loved. *Sigh* Or maybe he's just pure evil, but
either way, I'd still tap that.. Mmhmm..

I seriously need to go get me a heart-shaped locket
so I can paste his marvelous evil face in it and stare
at it all day daydreaming about our future together.. Tihihihihi..
Seriously.

Because Loki, there's nothing like you and I <3

Manic Monday 05072012

So I ventured into the weird side of youtube again and

got introduced to the most wonderful set of beard on anyone's chin.

I could write a whole essay about how I am in love with this beard

and how I want to caress it and brush it, and live in it's fluffiness forever.

 This is what I've been doing for the last few days. I just listen to this song

and stare at Mr. Fitzsimmons' beard and all my problems just seem to go away.

 

 I bet it's the beard that makes the beats so fresh whilst making his voice oh so soft.

Auf Wiedersehen Abril!

I want to tell Candice Swanepoel to fucc off because she has no

business being in my collage and making me regret eating

5 cupcakes all by myself.

Here's to more bloody scratches and bike rides and longboarding this May!

Manic Monday 04302012

Darwin Deez. This guy is totally hardcore.

With his homeless person sense of style and out of this world perm,

he's sure to rock your world!

It's only been a week

but I know that you are mine to keep..

 

Have a great Monday my radar detectors!!!! xxx

Manic Monday 04022012

Saw The Hansons 'Shout It Out' Concert the other night. They were such cuties back in the 90s but when the hell did they turn HAWT??? rawr!

Love the little dance they did for this video.

How was your weekend? :) Hope it was sexay!

Braiden Maiden

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Check out the lovely fishtail braid my friend Cokie did to my hair. Made me feel like Rapunzel! :) I had to watch out for sneaky ninja hands who wanted to touch and tug on my braid though. Didn't want them ruining my princess hair moment for me. Tralalalala..

I loved having this hairstyle so much that I looked up tutorial videos on how to fishtail/fishbone braid your hair on this amazing thing called youtube. I'm still getting the hang of it though. Hopefully when my hair grows waist long (my lifelong goal), I'll be able to actually do my own braids.

So I'm posting this decent enough tutorial so you guys can learn how to fishtail braid, too. In time, I know we'll be braiding our hairs together. Even our mustaches, too, if you have one. But if you do have one I suggest you wax that shit off. Mustaches ain't sexaay.. unless you're a cowboy... or Santa :)

Let's braid our mustaches together?

I'm In The Mood For Love

It's Valentine's! You kitties know what that means..... It means it's time for you guys to listen to this here mixtape I put together!!!! Yipeee!!! You guys are so lucky (in my mind, you are).

Ain't nothing better than to celebrate the Day of Hearts listening to some good music. This list is sure to put you in the mood for L'Amour or maybe just make you wanna be hopeful about it. hehe

P.S. the last song was just a random pick I thought was needed to be put on the list. Maybe you guys need help getting your sexy on. haha! Just trying to give a hand..... a sexy hand, that is. Okay, that was lame. I apologize.

1. Sea of Love - Cat Power
2. Lovefool - The Cardigans
3. Love That Will Last - Renee Olstead
4. Love Foolosophy - Jamiroquai
5. Lovers in Japan - Coldplay
6. Love Song For No One - John Mayer
7. I'm Like A Lawyer (Me+You) - Fall Out Boy
8. I Got You - Robin Thicke
9. Junk of The Heart (Happy) - The Kooks
10. Kismet - Cattski (I like Ian Zafra's version, too)
11. Train On A Track - Kelly Rowland
12. I'm In Luv (Wit A Stripper) - T-Pain


To start your V-Day right, I'm leaving you guys with one of my favorite songs from Kaskade.
I send you all LIGHT & LOVE.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, CHICAS!!!

I'd Wear It On Our Date

Yes, I plan on lookin' extra hot this Valentine's Day (wearing a dress). I just adore when girls wear pretty dresses and put their own little unique twist in it. So you ladies better promise me that whether you're spending Valentine's Day with the girlies or with that special someone, that you will look your prettiest! IT IS A MUST! There's never an excuse to look dull and drabby (yech). Unless that's the look you're going for, in which case, knock yourself out. haha!

"The better you dress, the worse you can behave." - Fred Castleberry

House of Balloons

It's been awhile since I've come across a music artist I really like. Let alone love a whole album. But then a few months back I happened to stumble upon The Weeknd.

 

I've never heard of anything quite like it before. It has this weird, sort of lustful vibe that draws you in. It's like a breath of fresh, sexy air. I was surprised that I liked every song in this mixtape considering I'm not a big fan of R&B. And I don't even mind all the cussing. :) It's best to make it your soundtrack if you stay up in the wee hours of morning.

The Weeknd is definitely an artist worth sharing and listening to.

Be cool and listen to The Weeknd with me?