Things I Love

                                           Don't we all.

Valentine's is just around the corner so.....

Comfort In Your Strangeness

Saw this maxi skirt while I was going (more like scavenging) through thrift stores around the city. I would have preferred it to be all black but I think the bronze-colored flower details adds to its vintage-y charm (smelled real vintage-y too, if you know what I mean. haha!)

Now watch me fly and do a twirl in a creepy back lot! It's awesome how I look headless.

I'm glad I still look ultra FASHYON a second before falling on the rocks while trying to walk barefoot in this darn long skirt. (patting myself on the back) #Neighborhoodies

I wonder if you think me strange for walking around barefoot in creepy backyards and dressing like a witch to welcome the month of love.

But I like the strange. I find comfort in it...

Adios Enero!

Yes, my collage making skills suck to the bone.. haha! Just wanted to show what January 2012 was like in pictures.

ONE DOWN, 11 MORE TO GO!

so far, so good.....

How are you hotties doing so far? 

How To Be Lovely

Look at that happy, chubby face. Nom nom nom nom nom...... Anyhoo, I finally got to actually cleaning my room today after 3 years. While I was rummaging through my stuff and segregating what to keep and things to throw away, I had a lot of WTF moments. Who the heck keeps ping pong balls, grocery plastics, and a gazillion band aids??? Sadly, moi :(  I IS ASHAMED :'(

I am a Class A fvckin hoarder. But I promise to change my shameful hoarding ways and start cleaning my room every week now and throw stuff I don't really use (a painful process for me). I read somewhere that a clean space invites good and positive vibes to come into your life. Also helps to clear your head.

I'm off to finish cleaning up but I'm leaving you guys with one of my fail-proof happy songs from the movie Funny Face. I think every girl should hear this song. It's like a step-by-step guide on the secrets of HOW TO BE LOVELY.....

Be lovely with me?

House of Dreams

I've seen a lot of swanky houses during my lifetime (and that's mostly because I watch too many MTV Cribs episodes). But I'm always left in awe at the number of bedrooms and bathrooms people can fit in their homes,. Don't even get me started on the basketball courts or mini movie theaters or recording studios some celebrities got goin' on in their cribs. But hey, if you got ridiculous amounts of cash flowing in every second, might as well spend it and spend it BIG! I'd tap that.

So since I do plan on getting ridiculously wealthy and buying my own house someday, I think it'd be really mature of me (not really) to start envisioning and planning what my future house would look like.

THE DREAM HOUSE

• Funny face. Audrey Hepburn's face on my wall.This woman is my sister from another mister. A doe-eyed goddess. A beacon of light. My mother from another father (I dunno what this means. LOL!). Simply put, I think Audrey is just wonderful (and if you beg to differ, I.WILL.CUT.YOU.. hehe).

• A birdcage inside a fish cage. Say whut? Whoever thought of this bizarre concept is a genius! A birdcage in the center of an aquarium. I must, I must, I must have it for myself!

• A shoe haven. A closet especially made just for shoes is a must for every girl.

• Booked staircase. I love reading! Therefore, I'm on my way to having a serious collection of books and will need some space to put them in. You think I'd settle for some humdrum library but NUH-UH! This right here takes the cake. A staircase filled with books! You think you're just climbing down normal boring old stairs and BAM! The sight of my book collection hits yah. That's serious mind-fuck right there...

• Living dead. I want my living room to have high ceilings and have a big ass mural of a corpse that looks like Abraham Lincoln if he was more street and urban. This would be the chillest kick-it spot ever!!!

• Secret garden. I love frolicking around gardens and backyards that seem to lead you to creepy forests. A house wouldn't be complete if it didn't have some sort of plant growth around it. That is why I need a garden. Particularly one that makes me want to pretend I'm a forest nymph who eats flowers and beetles for lunch and runs around naked.

•  Pink surprise. Wouldn't it be lovely if I had a huge pink front door to welcome my guests? It may be a bit gay and some would say it subconsciously resembles a vajayjay, but trust me, once you get inside this pink door you'll want to stay inside forever. Okay, that sounded dirty. haha!

 

• Man, oh man. And lastly but definitely not the least, a fine looking fella who lives in this house with me. Clue: We're roomies (*awinky-dink-dink)

 But seriously, if I had a sweet ass man with me, I'd ditch this whole home-furnishing plan and just live on an island somewhere and have him all to myself. *naughty grin*

 Don't you think my future house is THE BOMB?