There Ain't No Party Like A Crazy Girl's Tea Party

It all started with me being my dramatic old self

and daydreaming as usual...

When I was suddenly presented with 3 of my favorite things..

3 of My Favorite Things:

1.) A dusty  teacup and a saucer (each sold separately)

2.) A 1.5L bottle of Sprite with 1/4 of its contents left.

(of which the taste was rather flat.. That or it could have been rat poison.

I still drank it anyway..... What?? I was thirsty, dagnabit!)

3.) A .45 caliber water gun (very lethal)

I knew this was no ordinary daydream and that I should take extra caution.

 But gee darn whiz, my curiosity and dry thirsty throat got the better of me

and I poured what was left of the questionable liquid from the Sprite bottle

and drank from the dusty teacup. #Neighborhoodies

And then suddenly, I felt all kinds of funny.

 I found myself twirling and prancing about with

my new best friends, Mr. Teacup and Mr. Water gun.

We were in another dimension. We even went to the discoteca!!!

Fast Fact: I love to boogie :)

After all that trippie business, it was time for this girly to rest.

To let go of this very confusing daydream and get back to reality.

 But you see, the thing is....

 The daydream is her reality...

*pew! pew!*

 

Woah! Bet you didn't see that coming did ya'?

Total mindfuck right there!

I swear this could be a really good movie.